Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end. - Henry David Thoreau, Walden 

Like Thoreau, I've decided to leave behind the trappings of modernity— in my web apps, at least. For my next project, I am setting out to build the simplest idea that will actually make me money. For once (and it pains me to say this), I won't focus on building innovative technology. My goal is to push out a minimum viable product that will generate revenue. I'm giving myself no more than 4 hours to make this happen

Let's get down to business.